My new idea for a beer — “Old Seaman”.
Sometimes I imagine I'm a queen.
When I watch Casualty I can feel my œstrogen levels rise.
I would make a good flower girl.
I kidnap the kidnappers.
With all due respects, you're all wrong.
All my porn is in Braille.
Being wrong is not cool.
I'm not listening to you, I'm judging you.
It's not the cruelest thing a woman with a goitre has done.